Read the first two paragraphs (lines 1-20)
We reached Venice at eight in the evening, and entered a hearse belonging to the Grand
Hotel d’Europe. At any rate, it was more like a hearse than any thing else, though to speak
by the card, it was a gondola. And this was the storied gondola of Venice!--the fairy boat in
which the princely cavaliers of the olden time were wont to cleave the waters of the moonlit
canals and look the eloquence of love into the soft eyes of patrician beauties, while the gay
gondolier in silken doublet touched his guitar and sang as only gondoliers can sing! This
the famed gondola and this the gorgeous gondolier!--the one an inky, rusty old canoe with a
sable hearse-body clapped on to the middle of it, and the other a mangy, barefooted
guttersnipe with a portion of his raiment on exhibition which should have been sacred from
public scrutiny. Presently, as he turned a corner and shot his hearse into a dismal ditch
between two long rows of towering, untenanted buildings, the gay gondolier began to sing,
true to the traditions of his race.
I stood it a little while. Then I said:
“Now, here, Roderigo Gonzales Michael Angelo, I’m a pilgrim, and I’m a stranger, but I am
not going to have my feelings lacerated by any such caterwauling as that. If that goes on,
one of us has got to take water. It is enough that my cherished dreams of Venice have
been blighted forever as to the romantic gondola and the gorgeous gondolier; this system
of destruction shall go no farther; I will accept the hearse, under protest, and you may fly
your flag of truce in peace, but here I register a dark and bloody oath that you shan’t sing.
Another yelp, and overboard you go.”
Here Mark Twain shows his disappointment in the gondola he and his friends hired. How does he show his disappointment?
Some points you may want to consider:
- why he calls it a hearse
- the way he compares it with what he expected
- the words he uses to describe the gondola he and his friends were in
- the way he describes their gondolier
- what he claims to have said to the gondolier.