Look at the following meme. What do you notice about structure and syntax?

What do you notice about the structural patterns of this particular style of meme?

Simple present tense

Omitted subject

Pragmatics: Implication is that the person in this image is unpopular and unlucky and as a result, cannot even complete the simplest of tasks – in this instance, keeping an inanimate object near him.

High frequency lexis

Purpose is clearly to entertain as content is humorous. Users share for entertainment purposes and perhaps to poke fun at friends.

Simple declarative acting as punch line

Commonly used image that has been adapted and shared multiple times. Recognised by internet users.